Showing posts with label tail-wagging Tuesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tail-wagging Tuesday. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Tail-wagging Tuesday- by Chewy: Guide to Baking Supervision

Herro! Chewy here, with more helpful tips for all you doggies out there. This week, I present my guide to baking supervision.

Tip #1: When your humans start making doggie treats, be on standby. Make routine sniff checks so only things you like go into the batter/dough.



Tip #2: Look cute and excited to increase your chances of getting samples. This is purely for quality control purposes, only.

I know something yummy is happening!

Mmm...fresh peanut butter. Approved!

Tip #3: Be patient. You will be rewarded for your perseverance soon.



Tip #4: Guard the oven from treat thieves. There might be some squirrels planning a heist. You never know.


Tip #5: Keep a close watch so your humans don't "accidentally" burn your treats.



Tip #6: Taste test every batch.


Supervising is hard work. But with these tips, you, too, can be an excellent baking supervisor!

Now, off to enjoy the fruits of my labor. Bye!



Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Tail-wagging Tuesday- by Chewy: Guide to Walkies in the Snow

Herro! Chewy here. Welcome to my new feature: Tail-wagging Tuesday- by me, Chewy. Yay! First off, let me personally thank you for visiting our blog. Kisses?



I now present my guide for walkies in the snow.

Tip #1: Do not walk on shoveled paths. You and your human will have SO MUCH MORE fun treading through snow. Walk through/hop over it, eat it, and make snow angels. You have to leave the sidewalk to pee on trees, anyway.



Tip #2: Climb EVERY snow mountain. People only shovel their driveways to make snow mountains for us doggies to play in, right? Make them feel appreciated.



Tip #3: Every few feet, dive into the snow head first and just lay there. It hugs your belly! Don't worry, your human will gladly wait for you.



Tip #4: Walk on everyone's untouched lawns and leave your cute doggie tracks all over them. Your neighbors will love your artistic touches.



Tip #5: Run away from salt trucks and snow plows. They will eat you. Take your human home IMMEDIATELY upon sight to avoid danger.



Tip #6: Don't forget to sniff for treasure. There might be a giant stick hiding under all that snow!



I hope my guide helps you next time it snows. You'll have the best day ever!


Now, off to find a good nap spot. Bye!